Lazy Days

100 Ways To Get Over A Breakup.

littleredrockett:

1. Deny any and all emotion
2. Sleep less
3. Ride your bike at 3am
4. Without a helmet
5. In the middle of the street
6. Fuck the people you thought about fucking when you were in a relationship
7. Fuck the people you never thought about fucking
8. Eat healthier
9. But only after eating really unhealthy for a couple weeks
10. Stretch more but don’t call it something with spiritual implications because you aren’t very spiritual
11. Consider alcoholism
12. Stop romanticizing addiction
13. Find other self-destructive coping mechanisms
14. Convince yourself no one really likes you
15. Cry a lot
16. Maybe in public
17. Sleep more
18. Spiral into crippling depression
19. But say yes when people invite you to do things
20. Pretend you’re not sad
21. Talk like an asshole
22. Go out of your way to be jaded and cynical
23. Criticize everything
24. Tell yourself you’re going to exercise more
25. Tell yourself you deserve a break from physical activity because you’re depressed and your body needs to rest
26. Take long showers
27. Take cold showers
28. Masturbate in the shower
29. Masturbate a lot
30. Get your nipples pierced
31. Consider making an OkCupid
32. Consider reactivating your Facebook
33. Consider the fact that maybe you measure your self-worth in relation to other people
34. Consider the fact that maybe you don’t know how to live for yourself
35. Lie to impress people
36. Lie to make people like you
37. Be so honest it makes people uncomfortable
38. Swallow your filter and word vomit a lot
39. Sell your things
40. Leave town for a while
41. Tell everyone you’re leaving and not coming back
42. No one will miss you
43. Move to a new city
44. Change your name
45. Cut your hair
46. Consider spending twice as much money on rent just to live alone
47. Wonder if living alone will make you feel more or less lonely
48. Stop texting people who don’t want to hang out
49. Stop thinking about people who don’t think about you
50. Stop texting
51. Just “forget” your phone one day
52. Pretend it’s broken
53. Break your phone
54. Get a new number
55. Call your mom
56. Just kidding don’t do that
57. Read a lot of graphic novels
58. Watch a lot of movies
59. Pet a lot of dogs
60. Make a smoothie
61. Start using tinctures
62. Pretend you’re high
63. Take a dance class
64. Don’t talk about it all the time
65. Clean neurotically
66. Spend a lot of money on Lush products
67. Use them generously
68. Wash your sheets
69. Don’t look at their instagram
70. Use your friend’s fire pit to burn everything that reminds you of them
71. Don’t read all of their letters
72. Just set them on fire and forget
73. Don’t wonder how this was so easy for them
74. Don’t wonder if maybe they never really loved you
75. Don’t call them
76. Don’t ask for closure
77. Don’t expect them to wonder how you’re doing
78. Don’t tell them how you’re doing
79. Get tattoos on the most tender parts of you
80. Breathe deeply because the pain is sort of cathartic
81. Do not fuck your tattoo artist
82. Learn a new language
83. Start a cool hobby that will make you seem super interesting
84. Buy a motorcycle
85. Stop letting people manipulate you
86. Be really sad
87. But like be really tough about it
88. Drink juice out of the carton
89. Take a lot of bubble baths
90. Take a nap inside the duvet
91. Drink herbal tea
92. Buy new boots
93. Get a professional massage
94. Read non-fiction
95. Go on a hike by yourself
96. Go swimming
97. But not if you just pierced your nipples
98. Call in sick and spend the day in bed
99. Listen to the bands you listened to in high school
100. Sing along loudly even if you’re crying a little bit

#winning